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facts-i-just-made-up:

Proponents of metempsychoisis and reincarnation released evidence today that Patrick Swayze has returned as an owl. Said Martin Rameus of the International Reincarnation Society (IRS):
"The world can no longer deny that our souls return to Earth in the form of animals. Mr. Swayze’s agent has confirmed that the owl is indeed his client, recognizable not only by his hair but by the recreation of his famous sketch with Chris Farley, who was found in a tree down by the river.”

facts-i-just-made-up:

Proponents of metempsychoisis and reincarnation released evidence today that Patrick Swayze has returned as an owl. Said Martin Rameus of the International Reincarnation Society (IRS):

"The world can no longer deny that our souls return to Earth in the form of animals. Mr. Swayze’s agent has confirmed that the owl is indeed his client, recognizable not only by his hair but by the recreation of his famous sketch with Chris Farley, who was found in a tree down by the river.